If I Could, I Surely Would

I was tagged by Jen...and I am a slacker at waiting so long to do this.

The idea behind this one is that, when tagged, you choose 5 occupations (or more) from the list below and complete the sentence with it describing what you would do as a member of that profession. If you have more occupations to add, you add them at the bottom following the If I could be a format. My own additions are at the end in italics.

After you’re done, you get to go and tag 3 other people. Add a trackback to the one that tagged you as well as a trackback to Ogre’s original post.

If I could be a scientist
If I could be a farmer
If I could be a musician
If I could be a doctor
If I could be a painter
If I could be a gardener
If I could be a missionary
If I could be a chef
If I could be an architect
If I could be a linguist
If I could be a psychologist
If I could be a librarian
If I could be an athlete
If I could be a lawyer
If I could be an innkeeper
If I could be a professor
If I could be a writer
If I could be a llama-rider
If I could be a bonnie pirate
If I could be a service member
If I could be a photographer
If I could be a philanthropist
If I could be a rap artist
If I could be a child actor
If I could be a secret agent
If I could be a comedian/comedienne
If I could be a priest
If I could be a radio announcer
If I could be a phlebotomist
If I could be a pet store owner
If I could be a computer programmer
If I could be a police officer
If I could be a politician
If I could be a mom
If I could be an underwater basket weaver
If I could be a reality tv host
If I could be a forensic pathologist
If I could be a key grip on the next Star Wars film
If I could be a fairy god parent
If I could be a cast member on “Smallville”
If I could be an Airbus pilot
If I could be U2’s equipment manager
If I could be a rock star
If I could be a skunk catcher
If I could be a reality TV star
If I could be a ballerina
If I could be an astronaut
If I could be a cook at a Japanese Steak House
If I could be a bar owner
If I could be a used car dealer
If I could be a Canadian
If I could be a kung fu artist

My answers…

If I could be a reality TV star, I would like to be the first pleasing plump male on MTV's the Real World.
If I could be an Airbus Pilot, I would get rid of my slight fear of flying really quick because I would feel that I had some control over what is going on. (The feeling is better than actually having control ;-p).
If I could be a politician, I would actually be honest and stand up for the regular people of this country. I would also encourage others in politics to be more like Christ, as opposed to just saying they are Christian.
If I could be a musician, I would beg the Barenaked Ladies to let me be in their band, and I would play fun songs that are about Jesus.
If I could be a bonnie pirate, I would demand to know why I cannot be a just a normal swashbuckling pirate.

I don't know who to tag because I don't know who would do this...I'll say Matt, Thames...anyone else??